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逆天老外从文言文中

推理出中国人数学平均水准

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中文里有什么说法可以表示“团结就是力量”？

Two persons walk together, then each one of them can avoid being lonely.

用中文原文怎么说？

两人同行，一人免单。

中国古代最常见的职业是什么？

教师。

有何为证？

Three persons walk together, then my teacher must be seen among them.

请问“行百里者半九十”用英语怎么说？

It is OK to say half of one hundred kilometers is ninety.

这句话是什么意思呢？

Definitely, Chinese people were not so good at mathematics.

请问“尸”字用英语怎么说？

Corpse.

那么请问“尸位素餐”用英语怎么说？

At the place of a corpse there is a vegetarian diet.

……您一定当过法医吧？

实用英语：“我要买一张一卡通”用英语怎么说？

I want to buy a one-cartoon.

有什么讲法可以表示中国人对水与火的态度？

Water is open? Close the fire.

中文是怎么说的？

水开了？把火关了。

“只听楼梯响，不见人下来”用英语怎么说？

No one is coming downstairs though you hear the footstep.

这句话是什么意思呢？

…A ghost in house, perhaps.

“点石成金”用英语怎么说？

Point a stone and it becomes a gold.

能否说出一个“点石成金”的同义词？

Point a deer and it becomes a horse.

Wow, 中国真是个神奇的国度...

“孔”用英语怎么说？

Hole.

请用hole造句。

Many years ago, Chinese people were engaged in a campaign named “Correct the woods and criticize a hole.”

“卿卿我我”用英语怎么说？

You and me, me and you. You love me, me love you.

那么“机关算尽太聪明，反误了卿卿性命”用英语怎么说？

I was too clever at calculating in my office that caused your death by mistake.

Sigh. What a tragedy is to kill your love…

“小题大做”用英语怎么讲？

Make a fuss over a very small title.

那么 <Make a fuss over a very small raining on November 4th> 是什么意思呢?

《十一月四日风雨大作》，陆游写的。

如果要劝诫一个人目光远大脚踏实地，中文有什么好的说法吗？

Start at a high level and walk on earth.

用中文怎么讲？

高开低走。

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